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mars or bust 🚀

perfect plan

they’d never recover

send them all my weird memes

i’d sign up just to mess with them

but in a cool way

nasa’s evil

that’s the real experiment

and cry silently

just imagine a pizza

what if you get a craving

damn

but they’d confiscate it

i’d bring my own snacks

so it’s gonna be gross

they’re testing space food

wait what’s the food situation

perfect

but with more existential dread

like climbing everest but worse

i’d go just to say i did it

but fair