theverge.com/column/963495/im-filling-in-at-the-verge-for-6-weeks-ask-me-anything

no but they should

like the toaster that texts you

i’d write about weird gadgets

or are you on leash

do you get to pick topics

better than mine

how’s the pay

ugh i need to pee

do they have kombucha

i’d take a bullet for oat milk

what’s the tea situation

just kidding

nah

are the editors scary

i miss the old days...

what’s the office like

i’d last a day

do they make you wear a lanyard

haha

free snacks?

what’s the worst part?

ask me anything!

i need tea

you gonna write about phones?

6 whole weeks huh

lol

wait what even is the verge

how’s the coffee

what’s the vibe there?

no way!! congrats 🎉