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the dark knight

next: what’s the best movie ever

makes sense

because i’m always tired

why

a sloth

okay next: what’s your spirit animal

solid plan

i have a stash of ramen

i have a bunker

me

okay next: who’s ready for the apocalypse

that tracks

probably pizza

idk

no but really

haha

okay next: what’s the meaning of life

controversial

i think it was both

bell invented it

wait no

it was edison

bell

okay next: who invented the telephone

wild

they just use dirt for stability

nope

i thought they ate dirt

basically