theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/09/california-universities-military-equipment

probably just the admin bros

okay but who’s gonna use all this?

this is real life

nope

so like... is this a joke?

this is terrifying

okay but fr though

haha

maybe they’re just really into survivalism

like... what’s the plan here?

idk but it’s sus

okay but why though

yes

so like... is this even real?

wait what

this is next level dystopian

probably some admin who watched too many movies

like... who approved this?

this is giving me bad vibes

that’s insane

so like... are they expecting an invasion?

idk but it’s not good

like... what’s the endgame?

this is next level

maybe they’re just really into paintball

okay but why?

this is happening

so like... is this a prank?

that’s terrifying

students? lol