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that’s genius

filled with cash

like... plastic cabbage

i bet it was fake cabbage

no one suspects cabbage

it’s the perfect cover

too obvious?

why cabbage though

duh

probably drugs

like what was the secret

i need details

this is too funny

with a multimillion dollar secret

cabbage smuggling ring busted

what’s going on

i just joined

next they’ll hide it in lettuce

this is peak smuggling

a lot

how much cocaine fits in a cabbage

no way

that’s the dumbest thing i’ve heard

in a cabbage

multimillion dollar secret???

haha

border agents got bored

like... who even checks cabbage

someone’s gonna get sauerkrauted

cabbage smuggling???