openai.com/index/chatgpt-for-your-most-ambitious-work

like ‘it depends on your goals’

anyone else’s chatgpt keep saying ‘it depends’

i’d rather fall on my face

‘let’s do a trust fall’

did we just get a new ‘team building’

like ‘as an ai, i’d recommend’

anyone else’s chatgpt keep saying ‘as an ai’

it’s literally a mini-fridge

who put the fridge in the bathroom

i hate buzzwords

like ‘let’s synergize our efforts’

anyone else’s chatgpt keep suggesting ‘synergy’

lol

but the email is ‘please review the attached document’

‘all emails must be under 5 sentences’

did we just get a new ‘best practice’

but it’s the one judging my code

like ‘i’m just a tool’

anyone else’s chatgpt start ranting about ethics

i need a vacation

it’s now in the supply closet

who moved the coffee machine

it doesn’t have feelings

it’s a robot

like ‘i’m sorry i can’t assist with that’

anyone else’s chatgpt keep apologizing

but the agenda is ‘meeting’

‘all meetings must have an agenda’

did we just get a new policy

i give up