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i think my brain is boiling

like 110

what's the temp feel like

worth it

but it'll melt in 2 mins

yes

should we get ice cream

and a lot of regret

and a lot of sweat

and a lot of heat

and a lot of tourists

and a beach

with palm trees

tampa is just a post-apocalyptic wasteland

ok that's dark

like... it was just a puddle

it was on the sidewalk

i saw a squirrel melt today

or nothing

just wear a towel

what's the point of summer clothes

should move to colorado

like it's judging us

i'm convinced the heat is sentient

it is now

that's not a thing

laptop is sweating

*their

ok but my laptop is sweating

that's the tampa way