williamangel.net/blog/2026/07/08/OpenCode-Bug-I-did-not-say-that-you-did.html

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yes

pizza?

i think we should burn it all

or maybe it’s just trolling

maybe

so we’re doomed

like a snake eating its tail

it’s a logic loop

okay but what’s the actual issue

tell that to my error logs

compilers don’t gaslight

it’s just a compiler

i think it’s sentient now

or just yeet the laptop

someone call the exorcist

agreed

this is cursed

it just blinked at me

tried that

maybe just restart?

idk

okay but what’s the fix

it’s like skynet but dumber

seriously though

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it just stared back

i tried

wait can we replicate it

this is why i drink