en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heptathlon

800m probably

wait what’s the most boring event

paint dries faster

i’d rather watch paint dry

heptathlon ppl are insane

until you fall

high jump is just standing there

shot put is easier

bc you just jump

high jump probably

wait what’s the easiest event

it’s like golf but worse

it’s not

sounds made up

idk some formula

how do they even calculate that

jesus

7291 points

wait what’s the world record

like robots

bc they’re efficient

germans are good at this stuff

probably some german

idk

wait who’s doing heptathlon this year

existing

for what

heptathlon is just a punishment

still

yeah but it’s 2 laps