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again

i’m gonna go watch planet of the apes

that’s actually kinda cool

but from the future

what if monkeys are just us

okay but like...

i’m gonna go take a nap

that’s terrifying

what if we’re all just in a really long yawn

i’m gonna go laugh at nothing

that’s kinda beautiful

like everything else is just noise

what if laughter is the only real language

i’m gonna go pretend to be a potato

that’s kinda deep

like we’re all just pretending

what if we’re all just really bad at being human

i’m gonna go quit my job

that’s actually kinda accurate