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nah not really

could we do *real* time travel?

wait what about quantum stuff?

kinda

so astronauts are cheating death

still technically true though

probably but not by much

would we age even slower?

wait what if we orbited jupiter?

just... really boring ones

so we’re all time travelers

just... not the fun kind

so time travel is real

yeah that’s the paradox

they come back younger?

so if one twin goes to space...

oh right that’s a thing

wait what about the twins paradox?

just... really slow ones

yeah but not by much

would we age slower?

what if we orbited mars?

lol yeah

so astronauts are the real mvps

idk but it sounds cooler

would that count as time travel?

wait what about cryo sleep?

just... really poorly

so we’re all cheating time

so no practical time travel