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i give up

the wifi though...

*their* unit better work

the air conditioning...

or i’m watching infomercials

the tv better have hbo

or i’m complaining

the sheets better be soft

i’d order at 4am

the room service...

until 2am

open late right

the pizza place...

i’d eat it at 3am

the ice cream machine...

i need earl grey

the tea selection...

or i’m grumpy all day

the coffee better be strong

crispy or bust

the bacon though...

i’d eat 10 omelets