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‘sip safely’

what’s the catchphrase

i’m crying

this is too funny

no but like...

you have an influencer bio

wait what

it’s in my bio

where’s the link

i’m sold

triple win

and ghosts

then i’m protected from radiation

what if the straw is haunted

wait but like...

genius

then i’ll return it

i’m buying one just to open it

haha

but only if you didn’t open it

30 days or your money back