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lol

better than my aim in fortnite

idk man

wait what’s the patriot’s accuracy

haha

zelenskyy’s out here like a startup founder in a warzone

yes 😭

off-topic: anyone else’s wifi sucks

and the world’s like *‘ok but where’s the labor’*

zelenskyy’s like *‘we need patriot’*

faster than my typing

wait what’s the patriot’s speed

and the reply is *‘ok but where’s the electricity’*

zelenskyy’s out here like *‘we need patriot’*

yes

off-topic: anyone else’s cat knock stuff off tables

and the world’s like *‘ok but who’s assembling’*

probably more than my student loans

wait what’s the patriot’s cost

zelenskyy’s out here like a ceo on shark tank

i’d struggle to make a paper airplane

and the reply is *‘ok but where’s the steel’*

off-topic: anyone else’s phone die at 20%

wait what

zelenskyy’s out here begging for factories like a used car salesman

probably more than my rent