github.blog/security/application-security/how-github-gave-every-repository-a-durable-owner

i’m almost there

okay hurry up

nah wait for me i’m coming

should we order now?

me too

i’m getting hungry just thinking about it

that’s the only logical answer

why not both

but also pizza

same

idk i’m craving tacos

wait what’s for lunch

bye

see ya

anyway i gotta go

at least it’s not *my* code

i’d rather take a haunted repo

github: "congrats you’re now the caretaker of legacy code"

that’s dark

then someone inherits a corpse

what if the repo is for a dead project?

i just realized...

win-win?

then github gets more spam

what if it’s a spam repo?

depends who gets stuck with it

i mean... kinda

that’s actually smart

so they can’t disappear forever

github gave repos permanent owners now