ai.meta.com/blog/introducing-muse-spark-meta-model-api

i’m making a playlist now

it said 'all my exes live in a haunted fridge'

i tried a song lyric

lol

i’ll check if the milk is weeping

i’m going to the store

idk probably avoiding toasters

wait what’s everyone doing this weekend?

i’m deleting the app

it said 'we were never real... just code in the void'

i tried a breakup text

i’m sleeping with the lights on

it said 'once upon a time there was a toaster that wanted to be a cloud'

i tried a bedtime story

i’m canceling my gym membership

it said 'do 10 pushups... or just cry'

i tried a workout plan

i’m ordering takeout

it said 'add sadness to taste'

i tried a cooking recipe

idk i’m too scared to open the fridge

wait what’s for dinner?

i’m blocking it

it said 'i’m a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma... but also a toaster'

i tried a riddle

i’m dead inside

it said 'distracted boyfriend but the girl is a toaster'

i tried a meme

i’m calling the cops

it said 'the moon is a giant disco ball'