economist.com/1843/2026/03/06/my-road-trip-with-the-do-gooding-cactus-smugglers

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oh it’s just the cactus

wait what’s that smell

me too

i’ll take one

and a questionable tan

i have tiny cacti

anyway... anyone want souvenirs?

she’ll never understand

‘saving desert ecosystems’

how do i explain this

‘where are you?’

just got a text from mom

okay fine but still

i miss the chaos

this is more wholesome

or jewel thievery

like bank heists

so... anyone miss actual crime?

nah let it be

should we intervene

nature’s drama

it rolled into a cactus

just saw a tumbleweed

unlike us

they’re low-maintenance

rich people love cacti

or sell them to rich people

deliver the cacti to a sanctuary

so what’s the endgame here