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i'm just here for the memes

stocks are the main plot twist

oil's the background character

nah we just here for the drama

does anyone even care about oil anymore

wait what time is it

i'm the one who forgets the plans

stocks are the one who shows up early

oil's the friend who's always late

but i love it

this chat is a mess

i need both

stocks are the caffeine

down but not dead

oil's like my motivation

or just a drink

i need a spreadsheet

this is the weirdest week

stocks up 2%

oil down 5% today

okay but seriously

i'm crying

oil's the underdog

stocks had their time