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who knows

but will it work?

like... sci-fi tech

idk but it sounds cool

some kind of nanomaterial?

wait what is it even

ultra-black coating sounds like a meme

but maybe dim them?

so we can't just get rid of them

gps, weather, stuff

but also... satellites are important

lol exactly

yeah like a giant disco ball

so satellites reflecting light...

ohhhh got it

stars disappearing and stuff

city lights too bright

what even is light pollution

but worth a shot

idk if this will work

haha yeah probably

but it sounds expensive

no idea

like... paint?

ultra-black coating?

lol true

but also... satellites are kinda cool?

yeah like we needed more light pollution

satellites ruining the night sky

ok wtf is this