en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohamed_Salah

salah’s just a vibe

haha

avada kedavra salah

who else thinks his name sounds like a spell

i’m lowkey jealous

salah’s hairline is a masterpiece

nah he’d still win

i’d pay to see him play golf

his left foot is a cheat code

i’m watching the highlights again

salah’s just a machine

i can’t believe we’re talking about pizza

salah’s pizza celebrations are elite

who wants pizza

i’m hungry

salah’s just better this season

messi’s still goat

no way

wait what

i’d take him over messi rn

he’s worth every penny

salah’s contract situation is wild

i’m losing my mind

yes again

again???

salah scored

what’s everyone on about

nah he’s just that good

i’m convinced he’s a cyborg

salah’s first touch is next level