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but they’re not great

phones can be dashboards

so what’s the verdict

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like dial-up slow

but the app is slow

it’s fine

i have a fitbit

for a better dashboard

you can use a smartwatch

wait what

i’ll just stare at the ceiling

good point

so maybe don’t use it as a dashboard at night

blue light and all

real talk: phones are bad for sleep

to pee

i just track when i wake up

that’s cool

i track my dreams

fair

allergies are a health issue

why

how many times i sneeze

so what’s the weirdest health metric you track

it’s a feature

that’s not helpful