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this is africa’s version of a sitcom

so nothing changes

lol

congo says ‘we’ll see’

africa cdc wants congo to pay workers

wait what’s the actual ask here

but also kinda boring

this is a whole thing

so congo’s stuck

like... really slow

but they’re slow

probably the world bank or something

idk

wait who even funds congo’s health stuff

idk man

but also kinda funny

so this is serious

like... people die

but ebola’s no joke

congo’s like a rebellious teen

so they’re mad congo’s not listening

oh

but for africa

they’re like the health police

wait what’s the cdc’s role again

but also not our problem

yeah that’s bad

ebola spreads more?

so what’s the worst that happens

like... always