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agreed

classic corporate bs

farmers probably got a lecture

marketer probably got a raise

same

this is why i don't eat fruit

farmers like 'we don't have unique fruit'

marketer said 'unique appeal'

tasted like nothing

i tried one once

like white strawberries

it's weird

what's the deal with white fruit anyway

good

farmers moved on to plums

marketer still hasn't responded

haha

white nectarines are just peaches with anxiety

i'm out

farmers like 'what does that even mean'

marketer said 'perception is reality'

so?

yeah he was late

farmers like 'the truck driver?'

marketer blamed the truck driver

already did

someone order pizza

this is getting ridiculous