nytimes.com/2026/07/09/science/space/planetary-engulfment-hungry-star.html

okay but like... we're all gonna die

i'm dead inside

that tracks

what if it's just really bad at sharing

okay but like...

i need a drink

haha

ever

this is the weirdest tuesday

i'm gonna go cry

that's actually kinda sad

and that's why it's eating planets

what if it's just really lonely

good luck

i'm gonna go stare at the ceiling

they're always up to something

this is why i don't trust stars

still there

nope

wait is it gone yet

i didn't know i needed this

that's deep

like... growing pains

what if it's just a phase

good call

i'm gonna go eat a snack

it's just space drama

nah

this is the end of days