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it’s a crime if it doesn’t

i think celeste’s beef bourguignon needs more butter

no regrets

it’s a vibe

i pair wine with pizza

celeste’s wine pairings are elite

haha

i drink it from a juice box

it’s classy

i love red wine

idk

it’s just grape juice

anyone else hate red wine

i need to try that

celeste’s beef bourguignon looks better

but also a lie

it was delicious

i did that once

😂

just buy frozen beef wellington

i give up

celeste makes it look so easy

it was a disaster

something with butter

i don’t even know what i did

it was a crime against pastry

i tried puff pastry once

probably a robot

or a robot