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yeah it’s wild out here

oh right

wait what about the ai thing

bye

okay i’m logging off

everything’s volatile

too volatile

no thanks

😂

just buy bitcoin and forget about it

same

this is why i don’t invest

got it

oh

the one that’s coming

dip? what dip

or buy the dip

wait for the next crash

so what’s the play

right

but it’s important

me neither

no

also did you see the fed minutes

fair