en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Khamenei

goodnight everyone 🌙

haha

i’d name it ayatollah

sad

he doesn’t have one

wait what’s his dog’s name?

makes sense

of course

black

wait what’s his favorite color?

idk man

yogurt is the fountain of youth

i bet he eats a lot of yogurt

fair

easy to say when you’re the supreme leader

probably just not stressing

what’s his secret to longevity?

lol

he’s older than my grandpa

damn

wait what’s his age again?

idk dancing or something

for what?

he’d go viral

no way

i wonder if he’s on tiktok

wild

khamenei apparently

who still uses fax machines?

like a time traveler