nature.com/articles/d41586-026-02141-z

that’s metal

but for nukes

so like... space sniffer dogs

orbital detector

nukes in space

wait what’s everyone talking about

haha

they’d just write tickets for parking in orbit

space cops are the worst

so we’re making space cops now

cool

yeah

so like... space stinky detector

like... space fart detector

sniffs for warheads

wait what’s the detector even do

...

first mars then the void

we’re making space a warzone

no but seriously

like... we’re dooming space

space is doomed

maybe we should just accept it

idk

so like... space is just a trash can now

great

so space nukes are just next