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haha

or just accept our fate

move to new zealand

what’s the plan then

great

we’re all gonna be underwater soon

like a hobbit

maybe underground

until you hit a bridge

boat life sounds fun

or on boats

maybe we should live in trees

good question

if it’s underwater

i’d take floods over rent

fair

yeah but no floods

melbourne’s still expensive

forgot about that

oh right

what about the rent though

also better coffee

less floods there

good call

i’m moving to tasmania

whatever

nah just realistic

optimistic

but soon

not yet