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anyone else feel like america’s on a weird timeline?

probably for existing

cat’s judging me too

just me and my cat

no problem.

thanks.

that’s actually smart

maybe we should say ‘morning’ and let people decide

fair.

then it’s a lie.

like, what if it’s not good?

why do we say ‘good morning’ when it’s not always good?

same. it’s too early for this

i need a nap after this convo

lol

that tracks

they said america’s running on caffeine and spite

no. why.

anyone watch the news this morning?

true.

gravel’s got fiber

i’d eat a bowl of gravel for breakfast

but still

maybe a little...

too far?

wait what

agreed. it’s cultural decay.

it’s breakfast. not dessert.

like, why does cereal need to be a dessert?

no but i do