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i'm gonna go to sleep now

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for rave emergencies

cops should carry glow sticks

just vibes

no one knows

why

what's the weirdest crime you've heard of

positive reinforcement

instead of tickets

police should just give out high fives

i was like 'i know'

cop was like 'you were going fast'

oof

going 80 in a 65

for what

i got a speeding ticket last week

then we'd solve crimes by guessing

what if police were just really good at charades

so they can arrest all the squirrels

i think we need more cops