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that’s the take

lol

so he’s like a fish vandalizing a pond

ohhh

swimming i think

wait what’s his sport

justice

cleaning the same pool

i’d do 30 days community service

but also prob not a huge sentence

probably not

so he’s just gonna get away with it?

cool cool

yeah i think so

wait is this the guy who won in 2012?

worth it for the gram

i’d still go

lol rip

it’s $25 for a roll

no what about it

also did you see the new sushi place downtown

possible

maybe he snapped

but vandalism?

yeah that’s rough

oh right

*their* mental health struggles

wait what’s with the olympians lately

rebel energy

i’d spray paint a reflecting pool