theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/09/el-nino-risks-extreme-weather

that's the good one right

la niña

wait what's the opposite of el niño

cool

so like... now?

summer they say

so when does this start

mostly

i'm kidding

they make life interesting

i love natural disasters

all the fun stuff

wildfires

floods

droughts

more hurricanes

like what

and then chaos happens

bingo

so like... pacific heating up?

yeah basically

that's it?

ocean current thing

wait what's an el niño again

this is why i live in a cave

he's on strike

someone call the weatherman

lol no

i thought we fixed that

this is climate change right