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what if we terraform mars

but true

harsh

until you're dead

views from mars are overrated

but think of the views

good points

and not dying from vacuum

and beer

earth has pizza

but earth is boring

i'd rather stay on earth

red glitter? no thanks

but with more red

probably just as bad

what about mars dust

exactly

so no moon glitter parties

ouch

and it's sharp

it gets everywhere

why worse

it's like glitter but worse

moon dust

what's regolith

and more regolith

but with less gas

like a space gas station

moon's just a pit stop

what about the moon