en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SummerSlam_(2026)

the miz

okay but who’s the funniest

*their

wait what

nah it’s roman reigns

cody rhodes

okay but who’s the best wrestler

yeah

so grayson’s the rookie

oh right

bron’s injured

nah it’s grayson waller

bron breakker

okay but who’s the youngest rookie

owens is too old

nah it’s drew mccintyre

kevin owens

so who’s the new legend

retired

okay but who’s the undertaker

lol yeah

he’s probably hosting smackdown

idk

okay but who’s the miz

ohhh

heyman’s retired

nah it’s triple h