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this one’s just extra

but we already have one

so it’s like a blanket

water vapor in stratosphere traps heat

okay but what’s the actual concern

like... "here’s your atmosphere, deal with it"

earth’s just trolling us at this point

like... a second sky

and starts raining down there

the stratosphere gets too wet

okay but what if

a runaway air fryer

but also climate change is just...

lol

wildfires are just earth’s way of deep cleaning

🌋

sounds like a spa day

still

it’s just water vapor

that’s not how this works

we could just... drink the stratosphere

okay but hear me out

no

yes

but like... is that bad

so we’re all just floating in a giant cloud now?

stratosphere getting hydrated

like... atmosphere tears?

wildfires too though

okay but volcanoes are just earth’s way of crying