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idk just ‘we tried’

vws should just rename to ‘maybe’

stakeholders are gonna riot

toasters don’t need rescues

this is why i drink coffee

idk just ‘we’ll see’

or a miracle

vws needs a time machine

stakeholders are gonna lose it

beer’s more reliable

vws should just sell beer instead

smart

this is why i don’t invest

nah they’re the problem

stakeholders are *their* own problem

in 10 years maybe

they’ll figure it out

classic vw

idk just ‘trust us’

wait what’s the actual plan

nah just the ceo sweating

someone call the fire department

vws stock must be tanking

agreed

they need a rescue rescue

lol

idk just a powerpoint

the plan is the beef

where’s the beef

yeah probably