techcrunch.com/2026/07/09/an-ai-agent-startup-just-let-its-agent-run-its-100-million-fund...

i need to lie down

this is too much

or the humans who built it

the agent?

who's the founder now

duh

maybe ai agents

what's the fund for

or just accept all money

did it pick the investors

or saved

like... we're doomed

this is next level

nah but fr

i'm confused

the agent or...

who's the vc here

i need a drink

or just firing them

the agent hiring employees?

so... what's next

damn

yes

like... fully

did it close the round

probably spam emails

or just spam emails

did it negotiate terms

like... how

i need details