en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_White_Dragon

then what is it

wait what if it’s not a dragon

i hate all of you

how about *scaly mcflameface*

too normal

no

like steve

what if we name it

so dramatic

just *the white dragon*

it doesn’t have one

wait what’s the white dragon’s name

i need to lie down

and yeet people who judge it

then it’d just eat kale

what if it’s a vegan dragon

fair

too much fire

why not

dragons can’t bake

or baking

then it should take up knitting

what if it’s just bored

except it can yeet you into the sun

it’s like a bad neighbor who won’t leave

no but seriously

lol

maybe it’s got a time share in the village

ok but why does it keep coming back

it’d be called *white dragon: disco inferno*