en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespeare

shakespeare was just vibing

wait what

but fair

harsh

shakespeare’s ghost is judging our grammar

i’d retweet

with 280 characters or less

hot takes on everything

shakespeare would’ve been a great twitter troll

i need a thesaurus just to text

of his vocabulary

i’m lowkey jealous

owls, lions, *their* cats

all those animal metaphors

shakespeare was probably a cat person

i’d binge them

with more stabbing

but he should’ve

okay fine he didn’t

i looked it up

yes he did

no he didn’t

shakespeare invented the word "eyeball"

no wonder we can’t read it

like a doctor’s

shakespeare’s handwriting was terrible

like a dad joke factory

so bad they’re good

all the puns

shakespeare was lowkey a meme lord