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fed’s just making it worse

rip my savings

but the damage is done

rate hikes = finally kicking them out

always stealing your stuff

inflation’s just a bad roommate

like a chaotic neutral dm

fed’s just trolling the economy

oof

rate hikes = ghosting with interest

no commitment

inflation’s the ultimate ghoster

like a bad tinder date

fed’s just messing with us

same

i’m lost

wait what

rate hikes = villain origin story

agreed

inflation’s the real villain

pick your poison

or dooming it

fed’s out here saving the world

but they’ll try

rate hikes won’t save us

like taxes but sneakier

inflation’s just life now

who even knows

or 4d

fed’s playing 3d chess now