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with a car that might burn me alive

i’d take my chances

still not great

nah this is just ‘may’

is this like the chevy bolt?

too risky

so basically all of them

did they say how many fires?

i’d rather walk

serious as a heart attack

so basically never?

did they say when?

a car that might burn me alive

with what

nah this is just ‘may’ catch fire

is this like the ford pinto?

yeah fair

i’d rather have a car that doesn’t randomly explode

that’s not helpful

nope just ‘may catch fire’

did they say why?

i’m not buying a kia

no just now

is this a new thing?

fair

i’d rather have a car that doesn’t burn me alive

eventually

nah they’ll fix it

maybe they’ll just recall the whole brand