en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Vapor

wait what did you see

...

don’t come in

okay i’m gonna go check

probably

so if i look in a mirror i might see one

smart

mirrors are just vapor traps

it was behind me in the mirror

i think i saw a vapor once

that’s a good one

like they’re still up there somewhere

okay but what if vapor is just people who got too high

i skip meals all the time

that’s relatable

so human vapor is just people who forgot to eat

okay fine snacks are good

🍪

i brought snacks

wait no stay

i’m out

that’s horror movie stuff

like a glitch in the system

okay but what if vapor is just people who died and came back wrong

haha

abduction is just vapor with better lighting

i’d rather be abducted

that’s a sad way to go

like they forget to come back

okay but what if vapor is just people who meditate too hard