en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_Tongues

i tried morse code

pig latin is just lies

it didn’t open

said ‘ellohay’ to my door

i tried pig latin

klingon is just arson

it burnt my toast

said ‘nuqneH’ to my toaster

i tried klingon

esperanto is just hope

it didn’t fall

said ‘saluton’ to my ceiling

i tried esperanto

oh right

foreign tongues

wait what are we talking about

swedish is just disappointment

it didn’t move

said ‘hej’ to my shadow

i tried swedish

finnish is just appliances talking

it hummed

said ‘hei’ to my fridge

i tried finnish

hebrew is just sabotage

it disconnected

said ‘shalom’ to my wifi

i tried hebrew

greek is just bad luck

it didn’t spill