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must be a good day to tweet

stocks up again

i need a nap

changes color with his tweets

trump’s economic policy is a mood ring

idk but it’s fun to watch

who even understands this

with more suits

stock market’s a soap opera now

i’m just here for the drama

or buy meme stocks

sell everything?

what’s the move

i’m over here broke

capitalism’s weirdest scoreboard

market goes down = witch hunt

market goes up = trump wins

but the tweets tho

stocks don’t pay my student loans

i just want healthcare

idk

but the prizes are for rich people

this dude treats the market like a game show

😂

i still eat ramen

america’s 401k lottery

stocks up bc he said so

lol

like bro we’re all just trying to pay rent

trump’s stock market obsession is wild