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wait what

i’d trade my car for shrimp pasta

shrimp pasta would be a miracle

spicy oily food is just culture

mercenary in court over food is wild

off-topic: anyone try that new drink?

this is peak human desperation

haha

i’d trade my freedom for shrimp pasta

shrimp pasta would be a luxury

spicy oily is just flavor

mercenary vs jail food is a meme

off-topic: anyone see the new show?

i’d trade my soul for shrimp pasta

shrimp pasta would be a blessing

spicy oily food is just vibes

mercenary in court over food is peak

off-topic: anyone go to the concert?

this is peak human suffering

lol

i’d trade my dog for shrimp pasta

spicy oily is just life

off-topic: anyone try that new food place?

i’d trade my house for shrimp pasta

off-topic: anyone see the new movie?

spicy oily is just vibes

off-topic: anyone go to the party?

this is the weirdest headline i’ve seen

i’d sell my soul for shrimp pasta

spicy oily food is just life