brightonandhovenews.org/2026/07/10/man-faces-court-charged-with-grand-hotel-burglary-spree

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your loss

haha

i’d rather eat dirt

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taco bell?

where at

sure

wanna get food

i’m hungry too

that’s just encouraging them

as a trap

should leave out some snacks

they’re probably just hungry

nah

i’d be embarrassed

professional burglars they are not

maybe they’re just really bad at this

just left it open

no

did they take the lock too

i’d sleep through it