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but at least we’ll be drunk

so we’re all doomed

yeah nothing works

wait what about... nothing

so drinking it is

because you’re bad at it

it made me more stressed

i tried that

wait what about therapy

i’m gonna go drink now 🍻

wait what about exercise

wait what about meditation

same thing

or drink

i’m gonna go stare at a wall

so back to drinking

no

did it work

i tried

lol good luck

wait what if we just... stop stressing

i’m gonna go cry in a corner

so we’re all doomed twice

coffee is just stress in liquid form

wait what about coffee

genius

we’ll be too drunk to notice

but like... who cares

then we’re all screwed

wait but what if it’s true