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he’d just kick the screen in

haha too many choices

keane would’ve hated the multiverse

no but i heard it’s good

off-topic: anyone seen the new spider-man?

wait what

stare that could curdle milk

i bet he still has that scary stare

true.

he would’ve gotten sent off in the first minute

no he wouldn’t. too many rules now

he would’ve loved the modern game

haha

like a wild animal

i miss managers who didn’t care

yeah. class act.

he once headbutted a teammate in training

remember when he... oh wait

underrated at being terrifying

i think he’s underrated

too much talking. not enough kicking

keane would’ve hated it

no but i will now

off-topic: anyone watch the new docuseries?

legend who’d ruin your life

he was a legend though

there it is again

yeah. literally.

remember his autobiography? ‘the second half’

goat? more like a grumpy goat