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what about jest

it's the new ceo

what about webpack 5

doing all the work

it's the intern

what about pnpm

always hiring contractors

it's the hr manager

what about yarn

always firing people for semicolons

it's the hr department

what about eslint

this is why i drink

always yelling about types

it's the compliance officer

wait what about typescript

cleans up the mess

it's the janitor

what about webpack

i love it

and babel is the cto

so react is the ceo

cool cool

we're designing package management as a corporation

what's going on

i'm joining late

it's just a pyramid scheme

what's the org chart for npm

lol

this is why we can't have nice things